The American prison system is Hamas, folks

Jeff Bezos also doesn’t believe that poor people should be allowed to use toilets

I thought dementia was caused by getting dementia

It already saved capitalism in the 1930s. It was never going to be a permanent solution, though, because it kept institutional power within the hands of capitalists, who will inevitably destroy the programs that kept workers off their asses because they’re capitalists

This is what eating beans will do for you

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the British brainpan simply predisposes people to aggressiveness and violence

CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER

Most tolerant white Yank, I wouldn’t be surprised if she only stopped ranting because the foam coming out of her mouth would have made her choke otherwise

I’d put this backstabbing fuck in my Krabby Patty without hesitation, just like he did to all his supposed brothers in arms

Idk if I can support Zohran anymore y’all…

But what if he’s just built different

A corporal at 18? I see the Israelis have learned exceptionally well from the Starship Troopers School Of Military Strategy

Ghostbusters was never a good franchise, also the theme song is super annoying and sucks ass

I especially like the part where the crabs clamped their claws down on the professor’s testicles

ComradeShartFucker

Tbh I don’t see the Iron Dome getting fixed, I think Israel needs to turn it off permanently

In the year 2035, there’s only one man left who has a chance at saving our democracy

Every individual in Iran should get one nuke as a treat

Real communists vs delusional cosplayers