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underisk [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Our president walks very normally

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Our president walks very normally

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underisk [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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    It’s a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it’s called “parkinsons shuffle.”

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      nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes

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        Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.

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      I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old

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    Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

    • underisk [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      really more of a Monster Mash or Thriller situation, i think.

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        Yeah that little side shuffle could definitely be a thriller step

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      deleted by creator

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    a literal doddering old man. eat shit you senile fuck, you deserve the torture of being president

    Death to America

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    Braaaaaaaiiiiinnns

  • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Monty Burns ass mf

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      Achieving Burns’ intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don’t see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest

  • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    This shit is why I don’t think the Trump shooting was staged, completely unnecessary

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    even fdr could do a better walk than that

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    kitty-cri-screm it’s a stutter

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    Nosferatu lives

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    May the ghosts of 100,000 Palestinian children haunt his every step

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    He should have a walker.

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      i don’t doubt that he is using one behind the scenes and his handlers just rip it out of his hands before shoving his befuddled ass out in front of the cameras

      That’s why he’s been a half hour late to all of his recent public appearances, old man strength can be surprising sometimes. It probably takes like 3 or 4 lanyard dorks to pry his fingers off the handlebars each time

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        He’s still got pretty good posture tho. And that seems like the sort of thing that would leak by now.

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    This is some real getting grandpa to the shower type vibes

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      This is some real getting grandpa to the funeral type vibes

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    mummy president lets go

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    whywhywhywhywhy FIRE BAD

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    It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in

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      There’s an old man [unintelligible] I was in the Senate for a long time and the IDEA, anyway . . .

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