Aurora borealis?

Negotiate a truce between night-man and day-man.

Silk pillowcases.

At an old job, I liked my chair so much that I called the barely-visible number on the faded sticker on the bottom to find out what it was, found out it was an Aeron and got me one. The great thing about a new one is the long-ass warranty. An arm snapped off mine maybe 7 years after I got it and they replaced both arms.

Shit, opsec fail.

The conclusion does not follow from the premises, as evidenced by my counterexample. It could be the case that every finite string of digits appears in the decimal expansion of pi, but if that’s the case, a proof would have to involve more properties than an infinite non-repeating decimal expansion. I would like to see your proof that every finite string of digits appears in the decimal expansion of pi.

That’s one where you don’t even have to reveal your power level to object. I just say that we. fought. a. war. (pressing down on the table) and WE WON. Giving a shit about those fucks flies in the face of even the whitewashed history they taught us in elementary school.

0.101001000100001000001 . . .

I’m infinite and non-repeating. Can you find a 2 in me?

I stayed up so late enjoying my freedom to stay up late tonight that I am probably going to hate my freedom to wake up about as early on Thursday.

My first memory was falling in the pool. I was probably conscious for some time before then, just not making memories.

I like the super-flexy rubbery ice cube trays where you can just push the cubes out through the bottom into the glass without touching them. Ice cubes in the fridge door are fine, too.

I mean, listen, we’re talking about practice.

This is the :scare-quotes-l: best specific image :scare-quotes-r:

At this latitude? At this time of year?

So shoot the CEO in the balls?

Dublin-Ireland relations in shambles