Like any new technology, it will feel awkward to start [using AI for everything], but every business person, every business leader, every government leader, and every bureaucrat should be using it.

Yeah that’s not creepy at all.

Can I get a gif of that cone game that brainwashed the crew of the Enterprise D?

We have a representative government

Thank you for your attention on this matter

He ends it like a passive-aggressive email.

Shithole country.

Brain: You get water until you stop complaining

I’ve just got an induction hot plate which has a 1 Hz pulse width modulation. (Yes, you read that right.)

I love it for large pots of stock or getting a pan superheated for searing but anything low and slow is going to get ruined.

So while I’m not opposed to induction - though I’d need to rewire my house for it - I’m not going to buy one without a test drive.

(Though I wonder if I could mitigate this with a thick slab of steel as a thermal regulator.)

Only if you braise some beef short ribs in it with some red wine. Then you’re gonna get some sex.

Or at least that’s how it worked for me last time.

Yep. And long slow pulses will burn my marinara.

If induction cooktops would tell you their pulse width modulation I’d be so happy.

It’s pretty great. Everyone is really chill and if you just want to find a comfy chair and read you can do that, too.

I can’t wait for football season, not because I particularly like football, but because I like watching football with everybody.

And a few drinks and a couple appetizers are like $60, tops.

Oh, and the bartenders know your favorite drink and will just start making it when you walk in.

Loud enough to hear but quiet enough to talk to someone across the bar.

And it’s got one of those jukeboxes where you can pick the song and there’s not many people so you’ve got a good chance of hearing it.

And folks who aren’t there will pick a song to let their friends know they’re thinking about them.

I found a local private club where drinks are cheap and there’s tons of regular customers. Feels like what the Cheers bar seemed like on TV.

“A gentleman is someone who makes everyone around him feel as comfortable as possible” - Brendan Fraser in “Blast from the Past”

I’m always sad for people who never have to use their math skills again. I love figuring things like that out, even if it’s for some dumb idea I’m drawing.

To republicans anything that helps normal people is government waste

My kid is an amazing artist and has taken commissions, all on their phone. I asked if they wanted a Wacom tablet for their computer or even a tablet with a bigger screen, but they said they like their phone.

They’re going to be really happy about this.

I didn’t get pissed. Our sunsets were gorgeous. Maybe next time it will burn up some toxic chemical factory and they’ll get even more colorful

You say that like they still sell service manuals and I didn’t have to steal both of them for my current old cars.

No, which is why I’m not buying any car made after 2015.

Even if it kills me to keep it running.

You won’t be saying that when you’re paying Elon or Ford or Chevy or VW or BYD for firmware update so you can drive to work.