Cracking open a six pack tonight to do my part

There are so many obvious tells. The people who think they can pass it off as their own writing are functionally illiterate

New manager I work with keeps injecting his horrible politics into conversations and bragging that he used to be a cop. Yeah man, the state of New York is communist because they have laws for everything, you’re so right

BreastMilk*, now fortified with Vitamin R!

If you want to read about a chatbot-addled man who thought he invented a new form of math called “Chronoarithmics,” check out this depressing article: https://web.archive.org/web/20250808230226/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/technology/ai-chatbots-delusions-chatgpt.html

I was just about to post this same comment, lmao

I still have nightmares about forgetting to do an entire semester’s worth of assignments

(riffs Klingon opera) I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

This is also my current experience. My manager just confided to me that an entire department was laid off, and they’re being replaced by a smaller number of outsourced employees in a different country with much lower labor costs. They’re also really pushing for AI in the customer service department so they can lay off people at the call center too.

(Sideshow Bob voice) You secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

CAW CAW!

Zohran Langleyni

I have one of those pullup bars that you slip onto a door frame, and I hang my gymnastics rings from that. The pullup bar, gymnastics rings, and yoga mat are the only equipment I use for my home workouts.

The bodyweight fitness subreddit has a good routine if you want something that’s already planned out for you.

The way he always draws his fantasy women in 70s fashion is extremely

Ink Gizzard & the Lizard Winkard ass name

The former vice president, who weighed the decision for months, keeps her options open for 2028.

This is either a way to string along donors or threaten them, I’m not sure which