It really feels like Trump learned what fascism is over the last 4 years and is trying to enact babies first version of it.

Needless to say: In a sane society, this would not work.

I think these are rookie numbers that should be way way higher.

Don’t worry, they whited it out on the real one.

Whited. Get it?!

I wish things had gone worse for him.

How unprecedented! Our norms are being subverted by the cheeto in chief! Please get mad! Not because this is new, but because Trump is just too blatant about it! If we were in charge, we’d make sure to hide the same exact shit a little bit better from the public!

Fucking boring-ass nothing article. There is no justice for those in power unless we deliver it to them.

The press could just do these articles at random and no one would realize they made it up.

President threatens D200 tariff on…

rolls on Random D10000 table table of goods

Coming from…

Throws dart at map of the world

“The president Threatens 97% tariff on carrots coming from Indonesia!”

Mandarin Russian Spanish Arabic Japanese

4 to maximize the amount of people I can communicate with and 1 because I cannot deny my weeb nature completely.

This sounds like something they would make. The setting says there are no horse bets, which is why the horses earn money with the singing and the dancing…

I say that, where there is a competition, there is someone betting on it. Criminal horse girl mobsters pls.

Young people have their gacha waifus to scratch that gambling itch

Would be a shame if one of these got into an accident and all those pigs got pasted. A real shame.

This is some dumb shit and I didn’t need to see it. Fuck you for posting it.

How will this be enforced? Can’t even take the president’s shitty hotels, how will you enforce this for tens of thousands of people?

Ohgod that is quite cursed, but no, I said it wasn’t about Nintendo

it was actually Internet Comment Ettiquette! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djnih9pLLpo

Them Mario types always mean business.

(props if you get the reference. No, it’s not about Nintendo)

A rich guy doing drugs?! Unpossible! Only the dirty, filthy poors do drugs! Must be foul play!

Either way

A Sergeant and yet too dumb to not light a fuel can on fire. Really the best of the best.

It’s not illogical.

Some losers become Nazis, because having a scapegoat feels good and doesn’t require you to do any thinking or self-improvement. Many losers also cannot get laid because they are insufferable twats. Often, these things are related.

The AI waifu loser nazis simply assume that the chads they have been told exist will have all the babies and make a new generation of super alphas.

They also assume, wrongly, that, if this were to somehow happen, they would not also get turned into gristle for the wheels of fascism under some pretense.

I am in the same situation, though we have been trying almost every night for years.

The only reason it wasn’t predicted and found out was that regular people, who could immediately grasp the problem, had that shit hidden from them, while the bankers were hoping/assuming that lightning wouldn’t strike them in particular.