The great thing about hunting is that you don’t have to do it
Oh, do you have a better way to live out my violent colonialist fantasies?
Minecraft
Should you go hunting?
Are you a hunter gatherer?
If yes: Yes, if you’re not gathering
If no: No
Unless its an invasive species*
like billionaires
Boers
skill issue, I would simply not try to shoot an animal called “black death”
Does the buffalo get to mount his head on a wall?
Buffalowned
Buffal-o shit o fuck
Fkn Cape Buffalo that has garnered the nickname Black Death likely ranks higher than average wrt humans and mortality.
Caveat Emptor or whatever.
Foolish mortal who thought he could best the Black Death on the field of battle…
i hope it was painful
Your should probably cw that image and spoiler it for a dead animal.
Done
ty
And nothing of value was lost.
Buffalo Jihad sounds like a Metal Gear boss
Yay!
guess he’s not a millionaire anymore
Finally some good news.
Search for this man’s name excluding results from the past week: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Asher+Watkins&df=2000-08-01..2025-08-01
https://www.instagram.com/awatkins1973
I don’t think it is appreciated how poetic this justice was. Please read his company bio.
Asher Watkins | Briggs Freeman Sothebys International Realty (archived as up recently as April 2025, page now heartlessly 404ed):
spoiler
Asher Watkins
Global Real Estate Advisor | Sales Associate
As a Texas native, Asher Watkins has spent the better part of his life in the outdoors and on ranches throughout the state bringing deep-rooted local knowledge and expertise to the purchase and sale of Ranch and Land properties across Texas and Oklahoma. Raised in Dallas and having worked his family’s hunting and cattle ranch, Asher knows firsthand the complexities of owning and operating a successful ranch, as well as what to look for in commercial land investments and recreational
For nearly a decade Asher has established himself as a proven leader in commercial real estate sales, coupled by a strong background in the upstream oil and gas industry where he learned the importance of customer service and attention to detail. This combined with his extensive knowledge in wildlife management and wetland development means he is uniquely positioned to advise clients on every aspect of a ranch and land deal, from mineral rights and easements, to trophy hunting ranches and waterfowl properties.
His personal approach to property stems from a long-standing heritage of family men who value honesty, integrity and hard work. “My goal is to understand every piece of a property,” says Asher. “I walk the land, I drive it, I put in the time and research, and use every resource to develop a custom marketing plan that targets the right buyer. I listen to what matters most, and present only the best options to my clients in the most efficient manner so they can make an informed decision.” By spending copious amounts of time in different regions of Texas, Asher knows exactly where to find the right properties to fit each buyers’ needs and lifestyle. He takes great pride in his role as a trusted representative to his clients, and leverages the marketing firepower and international presence of the Sotheby’s International Realty brand to bring the buyer to you. He also distinguishes himself by staying actively involved in Ducks Unlimited, the Dallas Safari Club - where he is a life member, and the American Association of Professional Landmen as a Registered Professional Landman with exclusive access to a vast network of investors, buyers and sellers looking for unique properties.
Asher attended Baylor University, and is a proud and devoted father who understands the value of introducing youth into the outdoors. He enjoys hunting, fishing and spending time on the road scouting out new properties and talking with landowners and farmers about the unique qualities in their area. Whether you’re buying a ranch or selling one, nobody will work harder on your behalf.
Office Location
- Turtle Creek
- 3131 Turtle Creek Blvd, 4th & 5th Floor
- Dallas, TX 75219
Contact Info
- Office: 214-350-0400
- Cell: 214-663-1313
- awatkins@briggsfreeman.com
I was about to stop but then I found out there is something called “Cowboys & Indians Magazine”.
Hot Property: Historic Cattle Ranch in Northern Nevada
“The 25 Ranch represents a once-in-a-lifetime chance to own an actual piece of Wild West history,” Watkins adds. “You can picture the stand-offs that took place on the land, and the wagon trains and miners that traversed it. Here you can live out dreams of having a large cattle operation and riding across your ranch on horseback, tending to livestock, or simply gazing out over your vast expanse of land blissfully while it makes money for you.”
The only not bad I can find out about this guy is that his paternal grandfather once worked as a streetcar driver, although even the man’s own obituary made it sound like he spent most of his life as some mid level gangster. Doubt he was more than 2 degrees of separation from the assassination of JFK.
Now I’m done.
That’ll do, Buffalo
