All of these guys are such liars and scammers that I assume this story is mostly made-up
The photo staging is really suspect.
it looks like all the blood is just smeared from a small number of injuries. did he just get a bloody nose?
kids these days don’t even know how to do a swarming
yeah looks that way he probably wanted to make it look worse than it was to get sympathy. but, rich asshole kid who took healthcare from poor people got a minor injury and had his car stolen when he can just buy a new one? not much to give a fuck about, so i don’t think any normal person will.
There is no reason for him to have taken his shirt off except to show more blood smears.
lucky for him he happened to be wearing white pants.
I wish things had gone worse for him.
How did he make that much of a mess from a bloody nose and who raises people to be like this?
Ive had a few bloodied noses and given a few. They create a fair bit of blood to be honest. Likely about the amount here, which he has smeared for dramatic effect.
Who raises people to be what? To be Big Balls or the kids who gave him the ketchup?
If the person doesn’t do things to minimize the flow a nose bleed can drain quite dramatically. If you keep your head tilted forward and don’t make any attempt to help coagulation you can get quite a bit of juice going.
People who let 4chan and twitter raise their rich failsons for them raise people like this.
I like to imagine he was on the ground crying and shitting himself after the first (relatively light) hit, that he only got because he was acting like king douchebag and telling them things like “don’t you know who I am?!” and “I’m friends with Elon Musk!”
In reality though, he probably got punched in the nose once, and just started sobbing and backed off immediately.
The official line is: “they tried to carjack him and he bravely tried to fight them off.” WTF was he driving? A school bus? You carjack someone you have one, maybe two guys. It’s not a fucking clown car (I mean, it is, but you know what I mean.) There is no situation where 10+ people try to carjack someone in a sedan.
I hate gambling, but I will absolutely bet money that he said some absolute bullshit to someone and they took offense, and what “big balls” didn’t realize is that he wasn’t just talking shit to some dude, he was talking shit to some dude and his ten friends. Then he got his ass beat. I will bet hard cash money that the details will shake out to be an absolute case of FAFO. I’m completely confident in this because he is exactly that type of guy.
Yep. No doubt in my mind either that that is how it actually went down.
blood boy
I mean the story sounds kind of heroic. Which makes me think it’s at least semi fabricated.
I agree with others that he probably said something racist, or some other problematic shit, and then got his ass rightfully whooped and made up this story.
as a champion of the free market, instead of being a swollen asshole to everyone and inviting a hilarious ass kicking, I would have instead invested in mid-town Manhattan real estate.
Rub some dirt on it and walk that shit off
i hope its real and they actually beat the hinges of this man
Peroxide will get that blood out
I think this probably needs a CW for blood and injury? In my opinion anyway
good point
Alternate headline:
“Big Balls Pounded”
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