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The game: "Bite the owner before he runs away"

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The game: "Bite the owner before he runs away"

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    I like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand.

    I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.

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      I would bet on the wolves if there were more than one.
      If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.

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        Im not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.

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      I’d die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it.

      Forcing your hand down their throat if it’s a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through.

      30 pound cat all bets off lmao

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      Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.

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    That parkour push off the wall at the end was fantastic

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    That cat’s a fuckin winner

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      Yeah I’m generally not a cat person but that’s a pretty rad cat.

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