I can picture abe saying La-li-lu-le-lo

Tomatoes exist to fall off sandwiches

Lemmy’s relationship advice would be “have you downloaded linux?” Instead of reddits “divorce them.”

To be fair. Most relationships are so contextual actual advice from internet people can be hard.

Good luck bb. I got lucky and found a great communicator. Literally first time a relationship hasn’t felt like pulling teeth. Actual love instead of transactional. But it all started with communication. With my oddities, with theirs.

Killed by her lesbian needs to be on her tombstone

Ah the sternocleidomastoid. The clit of the neck

Bong hits and espresso. The fuel of my kitchen days

I do love some thigh food. The nectar of the gods.

I also love how he does the red flag ass version of this. He must be right. Not like playing mental games is ever great, but nothing more nail on the head than a Republican looking for subservience and weak will.

The inhuman monoliths.

I wish I could be tied to the placenta cape blanket

What a country…

Ask to smell his gooch

Deal. I’ll donald duck that shit

“vote beige cunt”

I need the shirt.

Omfg I just saw Jews :( have not laughed that audibly at online shit in a whiiiillllle

Congrats on sticking to it. Getting out of that rut.

Ive been a horrific introvert through most of my 20s. Met someone with similar interests, for once, and now it doesn’t feel like such a chore. Gone to do more in 6 months than in 20 years.

Humans can get use to anything and call it normal.

“I sent a postcard to my gram gram from the lynching I went to this weekend”

“hey we’re short sooo…”

My mom told me at a young age that “the reward for a job well done is more work”

Drawing that line of responsibility and pay is a constant learning process. Saying no, not letting your ego drive you.

God told me to eat your ass like groceries. Nvm it was Satan.

Damn new date night just dropped.

10000% hope didn’t come off dismissive.

Anyone who abuses someone whose been through that is a special kind of fucked