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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago

Need to make some quick cash?

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Need to make some quick cash?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    I would do this.

  • hirihit640@sh.itjust.works
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    3 hours ago

    either it’s a kink, or a 5 year old asked an AI agent to find some people to play tag

  • Boozilla@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    Most likely explanation: a Jack Russell Terrier learned how to post to craigslist.

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
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    “The chase doesn’t stop until I’m inside you”

  • Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    14 hours ago

    I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.

    • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      12 hours ago

      Challenge level: Impossible

      Find a way to create a meetup for group for “adult tag” that doesn’t sound like it’s sexual in nature.

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    16 hours ago

    I’m curious how much this pays

  • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    “Also, the chasing has to happen on my island.”

  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works
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    Any grown adults want to meet up to play tag in the woods?

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    14 hours ago

    I want to be chased

    :3

  • snackzilla@lemmy.zip
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    12 hours ago

    This is just a trail run with one extra step

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      PvP trail running

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    15 hours ago

    you can go real fast

    I’m out 🙌

  • Codpiece@feddit.uk
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    18 hours ago

    “BTW, I’ll have a chainsaw”.

  • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Is this the shitty internet version of “The Most Dangerous Game”?

    • f314@lemmy.world
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      FYI: the word “game” in the phrase “the most dangerous gane” refers to the people being hunted, not the activity itself!

      Just as deer are “game animals”, the humans are game in this particular hunt. But a human is far more dangerous than most animals we hunt, thus the phrase.

      • rethnor@lemmy.zip
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        Did you just mansplain to the Internet?

  • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    No bikes. But a car, that’s okay 👍

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      13 hours ago

      Don’t say that on Lemmy!

      • SourDragon@lemmy.world
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        I forgot about the fuckcars community. I am ashamed because I’m subscribed to it.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    This is a sex thing btw

    • Aralakh@lemmy.ca
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      For sure it is, sharkfucker420

      • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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        4 hours ago

        My shark significant other said it was and I believe them

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      It always is.

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