Why has that man got a camel toe?

+1 for pedantry.

I’ve edited my comment to add an Oxford comma, because I know everyone likes those.

It’s just really hard to follow google maps navigation when there’s no roads and some big waves.

edit: ffs :)

I think the correct term is lavatree.

What gave it away?

Were they trying to master the reusable landing stage first?

Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

But you already are

Ankh Morpork

And lots of decibels.

Because that all makes perfect sense.

Well, the kg bit does anyway.

You’re mixing up weight and volume measurements, and everyone knows an average American is a lot of decibels.

The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.