Kinda reminds me of back in the day when you would try to watch scrambled porn on cable.

I apologize for robbing you of lifespan.

I used to eat so many of these. I probably reduced my lifespan by a good 5 years.

Underpecs

Everyone else at the table did, too.

Oh lord that osis

I’ll allow it.

This is especially important with people in the back seat. I don’t care if thaw the law allows people to sit in the back seat without a seat belt on, you’re still wearing one. I don’t need a human meat missile taking my head off if we suddenly stop.