I want to update my passport to say South Canada.
It’d be a territory.
That shitstain country doesn’t deserve the name “Canada” at all. I will forever refer to it as “The Fourth Reich”.
Annex Alaska instead. Their quality of life would immediately improve.
EDIT: Canada was a typo.
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We don’t want to deal with their nonsense.
14th and 15th. I’m not sharing a province with Utah
It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri
Funny, I feel this way about the entire American South.
there is at least one good barbeque joint in the american south, we can gerrymander this border so we don’t have to cross it for good food or offend our delicate sensibilities.
The Mexican food sucks north of Texas.
where you been dude. it used to suck north of texas.
where you been
Canada
there’s a long distance between texas and canada
Okay, hear me out on this one…
No
Hmm, what if we rotated the lines 90* and consolidated the number of stripes and maple leaves:
That’s better
Is that the Tim Horton’s flag?
No, that’s Brazil.
Tim Horton’s flag contains a massive rainforest?
Nah, I’m referencing the fact that Tim’s is owned by a Brazilian company and not a Canadian one and hasn’t been Canadian in years.
Oh, I had no idea!
Is Brazil tim Hortons?
I once knew an American in university in Canada who hung up a flag by his bed that combined the designs of the Canadian flag and the American flag. It was like the Canadian flag but the red parts were the American flag
I don’t want our good name on that shithole.
I’m US and I agree.
Technically, territories don’t count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.
Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can’t be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the “South Territory”.
Give Puerto Rico provincehood though. They’ve earned it.
Ooh, now we’re cookin’!
What about Washington, Province of Canada?
(sorry for the triple comment, client hangup)
No
Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe ‘worse-canada’. But honestly I’d prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.
I prefer “Lesser Canada”
Lower Canada also works 🤪
Canada’s pants. Because its where the giant pussy is.
pussies are tough, he’s a giant testicle.
But what about second Lower Canada?
Please let this be true.
As a Minnesotan, we’re the only south Canada and I’ll apologize passive-aggresively to anyone that disagrees.
Minnesota joins Canada, then Vancouver, Washington, and Oregon fuck off and do our own thing.
I’m sorry, but what about Wyoming?
Born & raised in the N Midwest, and one of the running “jokes” re: Canada was that the US’d annex it as soon as it ran outta trees/maple syrup/flannel/etc. 🙄 Buncha sub-literate mouthbreathers, those “role models”, eh?
Awe, but the south version always sucks.
Wait… that tracks.
laughs in Korean
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