Turning to the camera and making the face in my avatar

>Pulls out an old tome with glowing runes and magical effects coming off it

>Starts eating it like a sandwich

>Pulls out an ornate dagger

>Use it as a toothpick

>Pulls out a longbow

>Use it as a backscratcher

My character would fight entirely with hand to hand combat.

Standard but then I grab at my lower back and pull out a chair and sit. But I flip off the other character for good measure.

I simply establish eye contact to assert dominance

Jorkin it

I try to cross my arms looking cool but somehow fall and shit myself. I lay motionless for the rest of the animation

I’m trying to dance but it’s really bad because I don’t know how to dance. The expression shows that I know it’s bad but I’m trying anyway because I want to be liked and fit in

hissin n puffin my tail like an angry alley cat

This one because it makes me chuckle

Sorry for yet another Deltarune reference, but Tennas battle idle kills me. He looks like he’s barely holding his shit together.

Sheepishly scratching the back of my head

-And no you can’t all be Bridget

Uh…

Um…

Massive honkers and massive cocke and balls but they have absolutely no motion

bouncing, nearly jumping up and down in a pseudo boxer stance so my tits keep bumping up and down

bark twice, do a backflip