When will you loony leftists learn that Trump can literally NEVER lose? smuglord

  • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with the Trump administration, declaring it will wait out Donald Trump’s term until January 20, 2029,

    IRGC literally handing the Democrats wins on a silver platter, how they turn this down will be really funny.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      IRGC literally handing the Democrats wins on a silver platter, how they turn this down will be really funny.

      Future lib primary candidates holding public debates about their day one iran invasion plans the moment they take office and how their opponents don’t go far enough. The primary winner promises to appeal to moderate Republicans by glassing inch of land between the land promised to their greatest campaign contributer the newly created state of ha’impria hisralit hagdula and Pakistan. Ends up accidentally ramming a nuclear missile into the rebuilt One World Trade Center (it doesn’t go off, but it drops the tower again) and sparking the American Civil War (Hogs gone wild) and the collapse of the United States of America into regional warlord states with the Midwest holding the most power as the legitimate president of the United States in Exile Michael James Lindell ordered his patriotic pillow minutemen to raid and loot the nuclear silos that dot the land to create dirty bombs and asks for the brave meemaws and pawpawps of America to make the greatest sacrifice of taking his pillowcase pocket nukes into the hearts of liberal strongholds and detonate them (they’re told the pillowcases are just anti-liberal-communist-islamic-fascist weapons that only zap the bad guys straight to hell and leaves the chosen true Patriots smelling freshly lemon scented). Sadly on the morning of the brave yeehawdies departure, during the early bird special breakfast feast held in their honor, newly minted general of the moderate republican faction James Carville, who’s mission was to deliver what he thought was a weather machine designed to shoot lightning at Hasan Piker to give him a taste of his own medicine, accidentally wired his pillowcase nuke into an electric outlet and wiped Morrison County, Minnesota, off the map and singlehandedly decapitated the largest right-wing faction in the Disunited United States and left the rest of the Civil War factions in a genuine free-for-all where it could be anyone’s win.

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      the democratic party steadfastly refuses to give in to terrorists, and as a result will not be running any candidates.

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      Not at all when a lot of their base and leadership also want to attack Iran simply for being different/brown/different religion.

      Like what dear minority leader chuck Schumer says, Trump is simply a chicken for not continuing this war or any other punitive actions removed from Iran

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    gotta admit, it’ll be really funny in 2029 when irgc officials are interviewed on that wine mom’s podcast about how disappointed they are in the democratic party

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    As awful as it has been the Iran war has actually brought me hope to some degree. Unearned hope but hope nonetheless.

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    God damn I’ve never seen such a hard counter in my life. Please let this give Trump another stroke.

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    the hormuz report is not credible and for what its worth the current situation is not tenable for iran as well. someone has to chicken out and i suspect trump will spin any agreement between iran and oman to open the strait as a victory and pull out.

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    neither war nor peace

    Historically not a smart move. Iran is in a much better position than 1918 USSR but I’m betting against them just riding this out until 2029.