This is why every real marathon ends in spitting on a grave and saying “That’s how it’s done, bitch.”
I sub-2hr marathon is more impressive than you think.
You know how they say it’s a marathon, not a sprint? Well, it turns out if you sprint long enough you complete a marathon; most people can’t sprint for 2 hours, tho.
The story is way more insane, the Greek messenger, Pheidippides, did two runs, a round trip from Athens to Sparta and back, like 480km through mountains in two days, then (during the battle of Marathon) his final run from Marathon to Athens (40km), the one he is famous for, saying "Nike! " meaning Greek “we won!” before collapsing and dying.
480km through mountains in two days
Lol, my man was running 10 kilometers per hour for 48 hours straight?
Like with anything in Ancient Greek history, the numbers they quote are typically meaningless. The amount of exaggeration or straight up lying they did back then would make kim jong il blush.
I’m sure they’re lying but running an average of 10 kilometers per hour over 48 hours isn’t insane
Usain Bolt’s top speed is 44 kilometers per hour. Maybe the dude wasn’t that fast or running top speed the whole time but his job was running a lot I’m sure he was fast as fuck.
So maybe it averaged out and it was only exaggerated a little bit?
10km per hour over 48 hours is absolutely insane, and the comparison with Bolt’s 100m world record doesn’t make any sense.
The ultramarathon world record holders today might do it : the closest existing event is the Spartathlon, a one-way Athens-Sparta race, for which the records are around 20h. Which leaves 8h of sleep before you have to do the world record run a second time…
Another decent comparison is the 48h ultramarathon. Matthieu Bonne broke the world record at 485km in 48h in 2025, the previous one being 475km.
But Matthieu Bonne is running on a flat rubber track. And both examples have modern shoes, nutrition and a support team following them.
So we are supposing our guy is world record material, even though he is selected from a population of 30k male Athenian citizen at the time. We are supposing he is running the world record twice, back to back, in sandals and without anyone to help him on the way. And/or we are supposing he is running as fast as a guy doing it on flat rubber.
It’s not quite impossible (or only slightly exaggerated) but it sure as hell is absolutely insane.
They have ultra marathons where you run for 24 hours straight, and this guy would have smoked the current record holder going over rough terrain.
People in general are more athletic nowadays, but our top athletes are basically inhuman compared to athletes from 75 years ago, let alone 2000 years.
It’s most likely a straight up lie, or exaggerated by several multitudes. Ancient “historians” are pretty famous for exaggerating things to make things look more heroic.
For example Herodotus claimed Xerxes led an invasion force of over 5 million people, in reality it was more like 100k-300k. This was well known even as far back as the Roman, who called Herodotus both the father of history and the father of lies.
Also didn’t they have horses?
The Greeks weren’t really noted for their horsemanship and a man can outrun a horse anyway.
However having fresh horses at properly spaced outposts like the Romans used are far superior.
Yes, but at this time only your very wealthiest members of the aristocracy would be able to afford one. That part of greece is too mountainous to easily breed and take care of horses, so they became more of a status symbol than anything. It’s one of the reasons why Macedonia was able to conquer the southern Greek states with relative ease.
480 km in two days in the mountains
Sure ya did Pheidippides. Sure ya did.
Uphill, both ways. Sure, grandpa.
There are crazy people who do that shit. There’s a few 500 mille races out there that people complete in under a week.
There’s also the World Marathon Challenge, and the Great World Race.
7 marathons, 7 continents, 7 days.
And thats why the ultra marathon exists
But… they won… what was the big rush on his way back? Like if he was trying to outpace an incoming invasion, THAT I could understand. Was he in that much of a hurry to get the party started?
Nika or riot!
He wasn’t even delivering some critical information or orders or anything. He died delivering news of the victory. I like his enthusiasm, but they could have waited a day. That’s the kind of initiative that gets rewarded with more work. Or death, apparently.
He did actually, even after losing whomever the greeks were fighting (Persians?), they send some boats up river to Athens, presumably to tell the city they won and extort whatever they could. So it was important that the Athenians knew the battle was won before the boats arrived.
Source: an ancient history podcast I listened to like two years ago. (So I am vague of the details)
Maybe in the story, the following narrators left out that he said, “I nearly died” around the bar table and didn’t actually die.
Pffff. He didn’t die after just 26 miles.
Dude ran from Athena to Sparti, then back. That’s not down the road.
Only one person said he did the short 42.2km from Marathon to Athena after his 480km round trip via mountains to the Spartans, but everyone at the time, including modern day historians, doubt it.
We recognise the ultra-race format and Spartathlon, but Marathon is not a Greek truth.
including modern day historians, doubt it.
Gasp… The ancient Greek exaggerating numbers…they would never do such a thing. How could a people lacking such moral fortitude fight off 3 million Persians?
Are you declining the names of the city states or using an uninflected spelling that’s more historical (or that you just prefer)?
If you’re declining, would it not be from Athenaikós to Spartaikí or are proper nouns handled differently?
Marathons should be ran in bronze made armor!
Why? Story goes that the guy was actually naked (or arrived naked).
If I recall correctly, he was hurrying to relay important war info, sound up saving the people he was warning
There are two main accoints of the story and, ironically, he didn’t actually manage anything useful in either of them
In the oldest one, he was sent from Athens to Sparta to ask for help against the invadng Persians. He ran 240 km in two days in this version of the story, only for the Spartans to say that actually they were busy with a religious festival and would not be coming to help. He then ran back. In this one he runs more than ten marathons in a matter of days and doesn’t die, and while the Spartans didn’t help someone did have to go ask to find that out
In the later one, he ran the 40 km from the battle of Marathon back to Athens to say “we won” and then die. Of course, there’s not really any strategic decisions required from the information of “we won”, so in this version he ran himself to death for basically no reason at all
So the guy was hiding for two days behind a hill, then came out and said “I totally just run 240km and they said they not coming, sorry guys”.
The “we won” message was important because the Persians retreated with their navy mostly intact, and they suspected they would show up in Athens and pretend they won to get concessions from the city.
Well damn - I liked my version better where he was just really in a hurry to get the party started!
I like that attitude.
I’d be dead after running 26 miles, but even dead I’d start a fight.
HA
Wait until they learn story behind “The North Face”.
I prefer The South Butt.
