Within a diatribe that I was stuck in like a video game cut scene he said among other things while I was working in his back yard.
That he knows I’m “not quite a man” (ally to the nonbinary community /s) but that I’m “doing a better job (of being a man) than most natural men of my generation” then proceeded to insult his son repeatedly, calling him a wimp with soft hands and no work ethic, a weakling and "addled by drugs and tiktok (as if he isnt a massive alcoholic and coke head who was actively embarrassingly drunk). He said he was 50-50 on hiring “a person like me” but that he regrets that attitude now. He then said it’s good that my partner is black because “whiteness needs to be bred out of existence” (my partner is also afab so idk how he figures that makes sense). That one genuinely took me aback, it was a complete non sequitur
Ok thanks for letting me use this site to rant about my job
I mean honestly this is hilarious
Heart is in the right place thought the dude is clearly not capable of using these concepts with elegance and respect (yet, anyway) lol
Alright, we’re going to be very supportive of our employee. We’re going to be very sensitive to age, race, and gender.[Empathy: Easy - Failure]
"He then said it’s good that my partner is black because “whiteness needs to be bred out of existence” (my partner is also afab so idk how he figures that makes sense). "
Incredible meme
hammered petit-borj treatlerite boss says mayocide now, kinda says trans rights, public left confused.
more to come
He said he was 50-50 on hiring “a person like me” but that he regrets that attitude now.
Ya know what? This is about as much personal growth as Clint Eastwood’s character in Gran Torino, and that was celebrated as a heartwarming tale of an old racist finding his humanity.
oh god OP’s boss is gonna win an academy award and the guy who directed Emilia Perez is gonna hold a speech about it
This ain’t even American brainworms it’s a new level of the doomspiral mindhole brought forth into reality, like damn it just zigzags from endearing to patronizing and then disgustingly weird all wrapped up in a whole “fuck I hate my children” boomer mindscape.
…It’s beautiful no notes
Truly an incredible statement about the times we live in
(my partner is also afab so idk how he figures that makes sense)
a lot of cis people genuinely think we go down to the doctor and get like, whole new genitals installed that are 100% capable of reproduction. and by doing that, we start to look like a different gender
this has come up a lot unfortunately when we go to colleges with my lgbt group to educate people on queer shit :yea:
you mean to tell me they don’t put you in a giant glass tube with pink liquid inside and a breathing mask to transition?
pre trans photo. i look so much happier now
Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
Speak for yourself I got injected with a bioweapon that caused me to form a crysilis which I burst outta a few minutes later as a woman, like that Ada Wong virus from Resident Evil 6.
I drank a vial of experimental gender fluid. Now every full moon my tummy hurts and I get hairy and aggressive.
I should know better than to underestimate the ignorance of cis people lol
it’s been a good 20 years since stem cells were in the public consciousness i’m a little surprised we aren’t growing arms for amputees and other bits for other people.
who wouldn’t want a second dick or third breast?
I blame dubya
who wouldn’t want a second dick or third breast?
exactly in the middle of the forehead
You mean they don’t just get down there with a detachable penis and an impact wrench and just bolt the thing on? What was the song Detachable Penis even about then?? /s
Found Ops Boss:
“whiteness needs to be bred out of existence”
Wait, wait, wait. Let him cook.
But yeah most of that is unbelievably gross, can’t blame you for needing to vent.
Wait, wait, wait. Let him cook.
Look, i’m a white girl and my testicles are rotting in a toxic waste dump in Bavaria, i take genociding white people very seriously. But i gotta say, you hands down don’t tell interracial couples that kind of thing unless you’re dead certain it’s their kind of humor.
New tagline
Yeah, I should have been clearer that I do not in fact think that’s a good thing to say.
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This sounds like a new type of guy doing a bit!! What an asshole.
Yeah, It is almost indistinguishable from parody
Honestly, this is the most American sounding guy in existence. Only thing missing is if he told them all of this as he was double fisting burgers.
So what was Nick Mullen’s backyard like?
Unfortunately this made me love your boss
diatribe that I was stuck in like a video game cut scene
I unfortunately have to add this to my vocabulary now as it is an experience i have had way too often as well. Also wtf, what a shithead.
I’m stuck alone with my talkative boss for about forty minutes a day so I’ll be using this one too.
ouch oof i used to have that in my last job wayyy too often
I fucking hate people who rant about the work of people they have uneven power dynamics over.
No, they’re not weak and bad at work, you just want to use your position of authority as a parent/boss/whatever to gaslight someone into overworking for you. It’s so manipulative and cowardly in it’s dishonesty and selfishness. Fuck work ethic fuck fuck fuck
Uh, in other words, I feel your pain haha
