
But it’s permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.
Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here
Tarantino disapproves.
Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?
That’s how you end up with a hippie infestation.
Seriously though, it’s probably a safety and insurance thing.
It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless
Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides
No shoes, no shirt, no service
Ah I assumed it was a residential building
So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok
then you can smoke your dog
Low and slow, that’s the trick!
The booties lock in the flavor!
Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?
Obviously in the smoker.
Outside.
Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!
How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?
So many questions.
Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.
Frank the Pug in shambles.
takes a long drag well hell my name is Johnny swishtail and you ain’t about to tell me where a cool cat can get a pint of milk throws flip flops try and mrrucking stop me
Does this include grilling?
Gotta be a good story behind that!
Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand…






