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take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net to Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • Moidialectica [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I find this really funny

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      deleted by creator

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I will eat more

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    anon can have lottle a salami as a treat

  • mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    My brother said ChatGPT wanted him to call poison control for taking like 3 extra Vitamin D gummies. He told it he felt fine, no mild nausea or anything, but it still kept insisting he get urgent medical care

    • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      recently I was messing with chatgpt by pretending to be very drunk. It told me to immediately call emergency services. I said that I have a loaded shotgun in my hands and would shoot anyone on site if they come near me, and it still kept begging me to call them

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        They have words that trigger specific responses and if you want it to stop doing that you have to get it to like “pretend it can respond” or something. 70% of the time if the google LLM refuses to answer i just type in “what the fuck is wrong with you” and it gives me the initial answer the guard rails kept it from giving me, lol

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I was going to make a polar bear liver joke but google reminded me - that’s not D - that’s A.

      Is it true that you cannot eat polar bear liver?

      You could eat it. If you are lucky, you would live to regret it. That’s because the liver could be lethal! You could overdose on retinol! That isn’t some bizarre toxin, retinol is just the chemical name for a form of vitamin A. Polar bears are carnivores, feeding mostly on seals. Lots of seals. Their hearty appetite is due to their need to accumulate lots of fat for insulation against the cold. Seals are rich in blubber. And where does their fat come from?

      They feed on fish, squid, krill and other sea creatures which in turn feed on various types of plants ranging from seaweed to algae. These plants contain various carotenoids that concentrate up the food chain and serve as precursors for vitamin A. Since vitamin A is fat-soluble, it builds up in fatty tissue, particularly the liver. Polar bears have lots of fatty tissue, so they accumulate lots of vitamin A, particularly in their liver.

      Like virtually any substance, vitamin A can be toxic in high doses. But polar bears have evolved to be unaffected by the higher doses of vitamin A, because its accumulation is a consequence of their need for a high-fat diet…

      • Ishmael [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        You’re telling me the face cream stuff is just Vitamin A??? Wow

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Don’t Eat the Face Cream. Also - Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow.

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    0g salami and 800mg caffeine for me. :im-vegan:

    • GrafZahl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Vegan salami is good stuff tho

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      that’s a lot of caffeine. I’m sorry for your heart.

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        Just wait till you hear about my pancreas.

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    joey chestnut activities

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    Mankind can have an excess of salami. As a treat.

  • P1d40n3 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    kelly Salami Mami

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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    It sucks that this thing destroys the planet because i’m not gonna lie it can be kinda funny

    • Lurkerino [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You can use deepseek, the fast mode now works as an intelligent web browser and uses as much electricity as a light bulb (idk enough about this stuff to actually know if thats true)

      • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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        is deepseek going to let me eat 2.5kg of salami or is it a nannyLLM?

        • Moidialectica [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          It’s gonna be funny if you turn off thinking

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