“Care about others? Fuck that give me a crab. I swim alone and live in a hole and that’s the way I like it.”
“Climate change? Motherfucker why would I give a shit about anything that takes longer than my natural lifespan of like three or four years? Give me another crab.”
“You saying I can’t breath air? The fuck I say about telling me I can’t do stuff, watch this, I’m gonna breath all the air and find where you’re keeping all those tasty crabs you won’t give me… *gasping for breath unsuccessfully* don’t fucking touch me *chomp chomp chomp*”
Don’t Tread on Me x8
see i don’t think they’d act like white people at all, they show complex cross-species organizational abilities in the wild
what if they’re really into hentai
Dream of the Fisherman’s Catch
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
You’re thinking of squid, common mistake
Oddworld posting.
Play Splatoon.
terrible post, octopuses are cool
I trained my large adult cats to do the fusion dance and become an eight legged missing link between people and octupi, and the results are not looking good for octopi.
I think we need to send octopus colonies to Europa. Get em started there. Send em crabs to eat too.
While our civilization crumbles, they will be evolving. They have lots of time in the outer solar system.
We are just a stepping stone, a launch point for the ultimate masters of Sol.
