My American breakfast consist of donuts, waffles, pancakes, with a bowl of lucky charms.
I’ve always wondered about the sugar cereal part. Is there a spoon adapter for your gun that you use for that?
i thought that was cops good, or am I wrong?
calling for the public execution of OP, post doesn’t have rule in the title
That’s too harsh, we only remove the dominant arm for 1st offense.
my bad
It’s not a rule.
Fick yeah
Fuck jawohl
Clearly fake. Not enough donuts.
As an American, I want to clear this up. The doughnuts were consumed while making breakfast.
They don’t last the drive home
What is this, a breakfast for ants? That Jesus is way too serious and the coffee needs to be at least 5 times bigger. I wasn’t going to mention the lack of a shotgun, but the tiny ass knife pushed me over the edge.
Disgraceful.
Also, and worst of all, where is Jesus’ gun?
Clearly disinfo, where’s the thicc pancakes??
Japan. Japan has thick pancakes, Europe has thin pancakes, and the US has normal pancakes.
and the enormous serving sizes that hurt to finish?
😩😩😩
In this country we only bring AMERICAN handguns to the breakfast table!
Who won’t want a giant plate of bacon for breakfast?
I have eaten nearly an entire pack of bacon in one sitting before and I enjoyed it during the process, but I will never do that again because it felt like grease was endlessly dripping down my throat and I couldn’t shake it for like an hour or two. There was also a lot of heart burn
The OP picture gives me PTSD flashbacks
You’re supposed to put it on some paper towels and let the grease drip off. Not eat it straight out of the pan dripping in lard.
Now try it again and this time do it right.
Looks like my first girlfriend’s dad’s breakfast
a real conversation that happened over sms with a real actual friend we know:
(us) we love cooking and baking with others!!!
Ooo me too even if I really only know how to make really good Mac and cheese lol
(us) we would enjoy doing that sometime
there are so much ways to cook it and they are all so goodOohhh I know, i like making my Mac and cheese really creamy
(us) another one of our favorites is pierogi
its like running a little factoryOne time we [friend with his family] put like three different types of meats (bacon, ham and I forgot the third one) into the mac and cheese and it’s really good
[…]
To make mine really creamy I usually add double the milk and butter, and also add sour cream lol
(us) oh like box mac and cheese? or a recipe you have
I usually use box Mac and cheese as a base and add more cheese too ofc
(us) we just usually make our own from ingredients hehe
we prefer big macaroniI could 100% make mine from scratch but that fake artificial cheese is strangely just too good
for reference box mac and cheese is basically a bunch of tiny TINY ant size macaroni covered in starch with a packet of cheese POWDER in a box. to make:
- boil the macaroni
- remove the water
- mix in cheese powder alongside milk and/or butter to specification
- serve
it is as bland as it sounds, if not more, even with added seasoning etc. the only purpose for why manufacturers require milk/butter instead of adding milk powder themselves and just requiring for water to be added is consumers would be too suspicious otherwise. literally domesticated war rations… he is thankfully open to learning to cook other stuff with us at least, hopefully we can fix him :3
I will not take this box Mac n cheese slander. That neon orange cheese powder was my only source of happiness growing up. /s
hes trynna eat this hand, no?
