There’s an ancient alien city up there, I know this because I communicate with it via my quartz skull I bought off ebay. There’s millions of aliens living up there and I will tell you, they do NOT come in peace. Good luck astronauts…
The statistics presented earlier in this paper suggest that the Earth has been visited by various galactic civilizations many times (possibly ~104) during geological time. It is not out of the question that artifacts of these visits still exist, or even that some kind of base is maintained (possibly automatically) within the solar system to provide continuity for successive expeditions. Because of weathering and the possibility of detection and interference by the inhabitants of the Earth, it would be preferable not to erect such a base on the Earth’s surface. The Moon seems one reasonable alternative. Forthcoming high resolution photographic reconnaissance of the Moon from space vehicles—particularly of the back side—might bear these possibilities in mind.
—Carl Sagan[1]
Sagan, C. E. (1963). Direct contact among galactic civilizations by relativistic interstellar spaceflight. Planetary and Space Science, 11, 485-498. https://sci-hub.ru/10.1016/0032-0633(63)90072-2 ↩︎
during a new moon we can see the dark side of the moon
do NOT come

I heard it was a Nazi spaceport but it is underneath and the big disguised gate opens like a gate which is now run by CIA for intergalactic war and they use u-boats that can only be flown by mk ultra’d adolescents. I have sources btw.

I might have mixed other sources or maybe I haven’t. Do your own research 😤
There are remains of an ancient alien ship. I’ve seen it in documentary by Michael Bay
Breaking! Alien life photographed for the first time:
spoiler

Beanomorph
surprise! more shaheds!
I thought it was just Pink Floyd or whatever
My co worker, unironically, believes there’s aliens on the dark side oof the moon. He thinks the reason why we haven’t been back is because they told us not to (forger why). I wish I was in the office right now to see what he says.
Yeah it’s been a thing in crank circles for a bit that the dark side is home to aliens, hence my post.
yeah they live next to the lunar sea
what do they cum in then? tissues?
Aliens got that sex toy tech so like space age tengas.











