A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.
From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).
The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations
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i’m going to bed



“All the other presidents used were nucular, im the first! The number one president to go THERMO-nucular, you know what that means? folks it means, its HOT, its a big, hot… atom bomb, its the hottest! the iran-ians they were all going ah its so hot. its a desert country iran, believe me folks they know what hot is now…”