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minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-210 小时前Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·10 小时前 the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·38 分钟前I bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot. “She calls you Payless! The House of Payless - shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!”
minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 小时前names (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)
minus-squareGalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 小时前🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 小时前(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)
minus-squaredefinitely_AI@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 小时前That’s how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!
Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.
I mean, isn’t that how they already read ALL names? 🤷
I bet sitting in any Starbucks on the Klingon homeworld is a laugh riot.
“She calls you Payless! The House of Payless - shoe discount Emperor, is honored!!”

names (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)
🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn’t comprehend them)
(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)
That’s how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!