Going back to GoldenEye’s control scheme is rough once you’re used to using two joysticks.

There’s just one problem: Transferring billions of taxpayer dollars would require congressional approval. And Trump has not gotten that.

That’s not a problem, though, because Congress is complicit and refuses to act as a check on executive overreach.

Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?

First line reminds me of office space