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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

Anon spends time with his dad

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Anon spends time with his dad

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    4 hours ago

    Dad wants to go back in time and change events.

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      Flashback:

      Anon’s Dad sits in the living room playing Chrono Trigger
      His girlfriend enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of childbearing hips
      “Why don’t you stop playing that stupid game and come to the bedroom, Anon’s Dad?”
      “Why did you just call m…”
      “Oh shush!”
      Reluctantly he gets up and follows her

      Flash forward to today, seeing Anon’s cluttered room, he thinks:

      “Shoulda kept playing Chrono Trigger.”

  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    What about secret of mana?

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    anon is mad that his dad has taste

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    4 hours ago

    Sorry, too busy to worry about “best game” because of my 11th playthrough of Final Fantasy Tactics

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    I’m playing Chrono Trigger right now, second playthrough ever. It’s good, but I wouldn’t say that it’s the Greatest GOAT of all time. It’s no GoldenEye.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      But it is so so soooo good!

      • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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        You’re correct, GoldenEye is a masterpiece, setting a high bar that would only ever be surpassed 10 years later by Duke Nukem

    • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      you have too many typos in Disco Elysium

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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        Weird ass way of spelling Command and Conquer

    • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works
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      I would discuss Chrono Trigger to change your mind, but that would be gay

      /s 😜

      • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This is Lemmy, that’s encouraged I think.

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      Going back to GoldenEye’s control scheme is rough once you’re used to using two joysticks.

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        That’s right . which is why you should play the 360 remaster.

        I can’t go back to the OG 64 one after playing it

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    I have to wonder how pissed off this dude has to be every time he comes into his philistine son’s awful little home without a single crt. The fact that he’s willing to tolerate any of this goes to show how much he loves his son. That’s parenting goals.

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I wish my dad was still alive

    • Alloi@lemmy.world
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      i wish your dad was still alive too.

      guy fuckin ruled.

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        I also choose this guy’s dead wife dad

        • bstix@feddit.dk
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          Why don’t you two find a room and talk about games.

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