ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 28 days agoButts moving in the darklemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1276
arrow-up1276imageButts moving in the darklemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 28 days agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareavg@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-228 days agoThey had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·28 days agoAn even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.
minus-squareVicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-228 days ago“…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”
minus-squareGumus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·28 days agoThe girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoHot damn, why is that so accurate?
They had kids, moments of passion are not allowed unless previously scheduled, approved and notarized.
An even then the children will sense the threat of competition parental resources and find a way to stop you.
“…Mom, they were all in the kitchen like… and Aunt Kathy was like… and Auntie Rachel was all… and then Uncle Darren went all like…”

The girl moves just like Daniel Thrasher!
Hot damn, why is that so accurate?