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Beer is for GIRLSFlowers are for men
Or for everyone if you’re a woke lib who thinks women can appreciate flowers.
My wife buys me flowers and it makes me feel really special. She doesn’t care for flowers at all, but she knows that I do, which makes me appreciate that much more that she’d pick out and pay for something that only I like.
i eat beans i drink beans i chew beans i shit beans. when did we switch to eating flowers?
Also hops contains a powerful phytoestrogen iirc
Explains my moobs.
Funny. But for real, phytoestrogens have really been slandered by masculine culture so afraid of anything femme.
Phytoestrogens, like those found in soy, actually make the body produce less estrogen and tend to help regulate estrogen hormonal production.
It does not just make you more feminine and make it harder to get strong unlike most manosphere peeps believe about “soyboys.” I wonder if the phytoestrogens in beer are the same way.
But hops have Alpha acids, which obviously makes you an alpha male. Checkmate atheists.
Where’s that banana-dick pastor these days?
Absolutely massacred this meme
This comment is way too far down.
You can keep your bread-flavored soda. My water is flavored with ROCKS (minerals added for taste).
I wish it was bread-flavored. Bread doesn’t usually taste like bitter herbs.
Try the Russian bread water (Kwas) in your local eastern European grocer.
May I recommend kvass?
fuck that i love rye *downvote*
But rye doesn’t have any bitter herbs …
There’s actually so little actual Rye left after distillation that whiskey is gluten free. (Beer is not)
Rye isn’t bitter?
Rye kernels and rye bread, sure, but not rye spirit. Bitter aromas generally don’t make it through the distillation process. Rye whiskey does have a lot of oak tannins, but it shares that property with bourbon. I would agree that bourbon tastes somewhat “sweeter” than rye, but it’s a subtle difference.
Also, rye is a grain, not a herb.
Ah a nice Chablis in summer is so refreshing!
Slightly chilled, bubbly flower water is good, but what about some hot bush water, or hot seed water.
I’ll stick my my hot leaf juice
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!
I also like to breathe hot leaf aroma, though from a different leaf.
Seems quite a few people really like hot ground up roasted cherry pit water.
I’m pretty sure that’s the ‘hot seed water’, since technically coffee berries are not cherries and the ‘bean’ isn’t a pit, it’s a seed.
That could easily be hot chocolate as well. Like how Strawberries aren’t berries, they are still called coffee cherries even though they aren’t.
I could go for some hot bush water.
Kate Bush bath water?
Watermelon sugar high.
Hey, hops seems to have phytoestrgens like soy, so all beerdrinkers are soyboys too, eheh.
Hops have a much more potent phytoestrogen than soy, 8-PN. Both are negligible compared to cows milk though.
Oh wow, this cow milk reference is gold.
My mum still believes that soy milk will make me grow tits because of the big milk propaganda.
also very closely related to cannabis flowers!
terpene profiles are very similar so you get those “skunky” and “diesel” hoppy beers
There’s a brewery I love that does a beer designed as a weed beer but no thc or even cbd. The hops they use are so skunky, you’d swear you were just drinking weed.
@fossilesque @Des my bro in law got me a beer that was brewed with both. it was VERY good… i wish i could remember anything else about it.
grass and flower fermented herbal tea
I like to call IPAs “potpourri beer”.
Thats what I call Blue Moon. That stuff smells/tastes just like the potpourri my mom had when I was a kid.
IPA: If Pinecones were Alcohol.
IPA : Beer? No I wanted a shitty lemonade.
In the immortal words of Larry Flynt, pink is a real man’s favorite color!
Beer is basically flower juice. Also, I’m still non-binary, I prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms, and I will transition in the future. Seriously!
Really hamfisting the text into the meme format
This is the worst use of this meme I’ve seen
The worst use so far
Flavored with a parent plant from the Marijuana
(hopped) Beer tastes like utter shit and I don’t understand how anyone can stomach the equivalent of watering down unsweetened cacao with a worse aftertaste and the lack of alcohol content to actually make you drunk, with the additional negative that you’re basically drinking bad tasting bread so you’re gonna become fat
Liking beer or not is a matter of personal tastes. However, if the beer tastes like “watered down unsweetened cocoa”, then it’s probably poor quality beer. Good beer should taste different from everything, even other beers.
Dreadbeef recommended IPA; if you’re into bitter flavours, I also recommend it. There’s also sweet stouts if you like sweeter ones. (Juuust in case you’re here from LatAm, note mass produced pilsener are typically really bland and meh. A lot of people like it this way, that’s fine, but it would explain why you think it’s watered down cocoa.)
IPA usually means “fruity flavour” now. IPAs haven’t been bitter in the last few years, much to my disappointment; I really like old style IPA.
Dunno if sold outside the southern cone, but I recommend the IPAs from the brand Patagonia. They do have some fruitiness, but it’s kind of subtle, and you only feel it after all that typical IPA bitterness.
ipa good
Old style IPA also is good but it’s nothing like what IPA means now
IPA used to (and still does in some places and to some people) high alcohol (6 to 8%), low malt flavour, very bitter, no hop flavour
It was made for export to India (hence the name) in the age of sail, they believed the hop bitters and alcohol would make it last long enough for the 3 month trip plus however long it took to be sold.
It makes my stomach hurt. Sour Beer master race.
it’s a self-propagating cult
