meh, I have another one.

Spackled the ceiling.

Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?

Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

Giant “You are leaving the straight section to enter the peg section. Are you sure?” pop up.

Nancy Reagan consulted an astrologer when Ronald was President.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Quigley

We’ve reached the point where we can build our own Oracle at Delphi.

Do you guys think we were run entirely rationally up til now, but this AI thing is just unacceptable?

Newsflash: we’re a dumb, irrational, short-sighted bunch of animals with a slightly bigger brain.

How do you feel about coffee, as I sit here with my three machines and five cups ready to go.

Then the cigarette is burning that much less too…

gneiss story that was some wild schist

*her

I find the kind of absurd fever-dream images it conjures to be very entertaining. I try to put as many contradictory concepts into various generators to see what it comes up with.

a boat with legs, 2 holes (worked around with 5 pumps) and 3.5 enormous ears tagged “wings”

Tip: getting laid, clothes OFF
making friends, clothes ON

Not unless it involves giving out your credit card number.

Besides, have they heard of incalls? Someone’s at the door, BRB

uvam acerbam

My house? I can afford a house?

Very funny. What’s the real way?

Getting laid is easy

😵‍💫

Sure, in your 20s, if that. Pray tell, kind sir, what is your secret?

These kind of posts always have the feeling

They already have their conclusion before they even start.

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