It’s going to take another hour to get the porridge just right for them.
Did you let her get away? If she ate all the porridge, she’s probably be napping somewhere nearby.
Didn’t think she’d still be here. Having my sons check the house right now.
Wait a minute how did you know it was a white girl
Amazon ring camera.
How are your chairs? Ive seen this before.

goldilokkkss and the three hexbears
Would you describe your sons as… burly?
Yes.
Would you say they’re…hairy? Sorry, weird question, I know, but I’m just…you know, fuck the girl and everything haha but what did you say happened to her?
this post inspired me to do the emoji hieroglyph/pictogram thing again but we have so many bean emotes yet none for the humble oat










Showing my sons this post to cheer them up. Thank you.
Yamcha! Tien! Launch is on the loose again

Wtf did that human just go super saiyan
…because of a sneeze?
Well Caulifla went super saiyan because of a tingling in her back

Don’t hate just because you’re not attuned to the back tingles
Why doesn’t it work for arm breaks? I always grab mine

one twink looking for bears preferably with a thing for porridge
gentrification has gone too far
shit













