• Cassanderer@thelemmy.club
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    11 days ago

    Don’t associate me with these douchebags you’ve come to associate the United States with.

    Wasting my time yet again, thinking I am talking to real people, only to find out they are tools of some foreign government looking to make cheap political points.

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      11 days ago

      Wasting my time yet again, thinking I am talking to real people, only to find out they are tools of some foreign government looking to make cheap political points.

      oh my fucking god jagoff

      “this person ranting at me CAN’T be some guy who just rolled out of bed and hit a huge bong rip then got actually mad at some liberal who continues to persist in anti-China authoritarian brainworms while literally every bit of anti china propaganda turns out to be western projection. they MUST be an AGENT OF A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT looking to make CHEAP POLITICAL POINTS”

      i’ll admit I’m here to shitpost but my god, be fucking grateful you get to interact with a real person on the internet while you still can. Pretty soon I’ll be in a camp and you’ll just have chatgpt to jerk off to

    • LeonTreatsky [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      11 days ago

      I’m so glad you’ve figured out and declared that you’re the only real and non-political person here. So very enlightened buddy.

      As a Chinese bot who is paid by Chairman Xi himself (it’s a tough job but I’ve got a tiny little robot family to take care of), I’d like to invite you to use that superior human mouth to consume a bucket of sewage and expire.