If you wanna stop sweating go outside and lay in the sun for 8 hours without sunscreen. You’ll get really bad first degree burns and blistering and your skin will fall off and you’ll have to bandage yourself up with antibiotics for a couple weeks and you’ll have a permanent increased risk of skin cancer

BUT you’ll maybe stop sweating for a few years

Fuck you i will never stop sweating

no can do sweaty

No. This is now Sweatposting. Close the damn door and pour more water on the coals.

Yes but in order to stop the sweating we must not just halt but reverse global warming, for which we need global communism with an environmental focus.

It’s too damn hot in here!