no way they found waluigi mangione
I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice, but he’s afraid to show them to anyone.
That is soooooo sad, so so so so sad.
Right? Everyone should feel empowered to show their favorite trinkets and toys to people.
Jubilee guys picking who gets to be on see him, stare in slack jawed disbelief for a minute and then be like “oh we’re definitely getting this guy”
only because they couldn’t find a guy with a swastika tattoo on their forehead
The kind of guy to tie you to the train track during the first date
Bro saw the good, the bad and the ugly and has never looked back.
Sidebet: he’s read some pickup artist literature at some point during his formative years where he learned that all you need to be successful is to adopt a cris angel adjacent aesthetic and disparage women’s physical features to their face.
I’d give him points for fully committing, and not worrying how other people perceive him, but there’s no way he’s affecting this look because he’s emotionally resilient and enlightened; more likely he’s full send on some bullshit method, or just wants a unique vibe to hang over his grift.
Alternate thought: he just really digs Melanie’s style.
Melania?
Ah dammit autocorrect. Yes, exactly, her hamburger outfit from a while back.
Thought so, but I never know around here… people are in on a lot of jokes and things that I’ve never heard of before so just wanted to make sure :)
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He looks like his name should be something like Theodosius Avarice and he attempts to rob the train in act 3.
He looks like an Alouisius to me.
synthesis and alliteration: Alouisius Avarice
what’s his middle name?
I thought about it some more and realized that his middle name should probably be “What if the child was wearing a suicide vest?”
I don’t have a strong feeling, but maybe Archibald?
Makes me think of Tim Roth’s awful English nobleman character from Rob Roy. Archibald Cunningham. Great name for a guy to hate.
Piss filter :(
made the background black and white and then hit auto-level and it seems better. somebody who knows what they’re doing could easily do better. somebody who doesn’t know what they’re doing could mess with some more sliders and might do better.
amerikkkanized persians are overrepresented in the dastardly villain population
I’ve noticed this…
they’re basically iranian gusanos. shah enjoyers.
Dude (using the 1800s sense), looks like he’s going to break into Virtual Insanity but he thinks it’s complaining about woke
To be fair, that almost is what the song is about in the first place.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
a guy tries to have just a little rizz and he goes all waluigi
You should be legally required to be able to do some sick Revolver Ocelot six shooter twirling if you’re walking around looking like that imho
I hope he is bullied into a depression he never recovers from
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Were any of the others dressed as clowns too?
trust me this type of iranian thinks he’s a pure aryan white ubermensch and no matter how hard you try to convey to him that he’s not seen as white he’ll just deny it. shitting on him is perfectly fine especially because he wants to fuck over other immigrants because he thinks he’s white and special.
This is the guy posting pinochet helicopter memes on ex the everything app
Snidely Whiplash has been getting on some weird forums
