Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1111
arrow-up1111imageMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareAernaLingus [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoWhat about vegan cheese
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 months agoGives you vegan nightmares.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoIs that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
minus-squareBeamBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 months agoI’ve been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I’m starting to think it’s the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoNowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoNah that’s a vegan’s nightmares. Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
minus-squareHestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoThat sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoImagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoI’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.
minus-squareMeltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months ago
What about vegan cheese
Gives you vegan nightmares.
Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
I’ve been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I’m starting to think it’s the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
Nah that’s a vegan’s nightmares.
Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
I’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.