Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 个月前My sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1111
arrow-up1111imageMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 个月前message-square33fedilink
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 个月前Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
minus-squareBeamBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 个月前I’ve been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I’m starting to think it’s the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 个月前Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前Nah that’s a vegan’s nightmares. Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
minus-squareHestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 个月前That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 个月前I’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.
Gives you vegan nightmares.
Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
I’ve been vegan for over 5 years and still have this dream at least once a month lmao. I’m starting to think it’s the vegan equivalent to that dream about failing a college class because you forgot you were taking it.
Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
Nah that’s a vegan’s nightmares.
Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
I’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.