It’s his most recent post.
His handlers calculated the exact middle ground between “let the president deploy troops to brutalize Californians” and “don’t let that happen” and this is that message
Newsom: “What you guys wrote for me - I mean crafted for me - is poetry in motion. Brilliant. Just brilliant. 5 stars.”
Ace Consultant Inc ace consultants: “Thank, Gov Gav.”
McKinsey & Company: right-o guvna
SO THE OTHER PARTS OF THE NATIONAL GUARD YOU STILL CONTROL YOU’RE HAVING DO WHAT THEN?
THE PAYROLL YOU’RE GIVING THESE 2K? YOUR BUDGET? IF NOT YOU DOCK IT RETROACTIVELY IF THEY COMPLY?
GIVE CONFLICTING ORDERS? CUT THE NATIONAL GUARD BUDGET IN RETALIATION? PROPORTIONATE REFUSAL TO COMPLY WITH THE FED? DECLARE A CONFLICTING STATE OF EMERGENCY? USE THE STATE ATTORNEY? REVOKE AGREEMENTS WITH THE FED? ANNOUNCE WHERE THESE GUYS ARE HEADED?
ANYTHING?
Maybe if someone lies to him and says the 2000 the fed took are all homeless he’ll get out there with a bat and go feral. Worth a shot.
How about he just gives them all extended leave. They’re all now on paid vacation and can go home to their families.
Somebody need to Jedi Mind Trick the gov and get him to know in his bones that EVERY National Guard in Cali is a homeless person doing cosplay.
Way ahead of you already got my big spinning hypnotizing disk.
So soon - I hope.
Why are you letting the feds do that, you gigantic fucking coward?
Also bro you don’t have to let him take charge of the California National Guard, except in very specific circumstances that do not currently apply the governor has final control over the national guard.
this is actually amazing, I’ve never seen a nicer and more elegant way to shout “DO NOT RESIST” into a person’s face as they get brutalized by the police
simply 10/10, no notes, a goddamn perfect encapsulation of liberalism
I’ve never seen a nicer and more elegant way to shout “DO NOT RESIST” into a person’s face as they get brutalized by the police
Let me introduce you to a tweet by the Liberal Patron Saint of Voting and “Good Trouble” - John Lewis.
I was beaten bloody by police officers. But I never hated them. I said, ‘Thank you for your service.’
God, do I hate the slimly, telegenic wants-to-be-president dem fucker.
So is it wrong what the federal government is doing, Newsom? What are you going to do about it?
He’s gonna take the bull by the horns. He’s gonna post boldly and aggressively on social media.
If there were a ballot box nearby, you’d have to hold him back from voting
He’s going to send a message
that his last resort against fascism is pacifism and civility
He’s right tho. Don’t take it to the streets. That’s where they expect it.
Doobie Brothers: (Takin’ it to the streets) Takin’ it to the streets - before it steps further
Gavin at karaoke: Never use violence and speak out peacefully - we’ll discuss it further
EY! IM SPEAKIN HEEA!
Normie in the streets, revolutionary in the sheets.
Got it.
Libs get their Law & Order fetish fulfilled and they get to blame it on trump. Here is Gavin basically telling people that they better be peaceful or the troops he didn’t send will hurt them. He’s reassuring everyone that there are plenty of cops. This is a threat to normal people and an assurance for his class.
I hate this vampire looking motherfucker so much
if a shark and a vampire had a baby
Baby shark, gru, gru, grusome, grusome
Vampire, vampire, vampire
Mushroom, mushroom
Tfw when no spectacle
I’m sure the guard will feel very guilty for breaking my jaw while I peacefully surrender
The military is very famous for feeling guilt about brutalizing peaceful and compliant civilians, just like in the movies
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Before clicking the thumbnail I figured it was because he dropped a F bomb in an interview to show how real he is
Let’s try to get a stew goin’ on the lathe.
Look, I’m all for peaceful protests. All for it. All for it. But fucking rioters are gonna get people killed.
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I need a little help. “Get a stew goin’” must be at least 3 years out of date. What’s the current equivalent?
How does one cook a stew on a lathe?
Connect the break-open-in-case-of-Apocalypse apparatus that converts the lathe’s spin into electricity, plug in the countertop burner that rests on the metal housing of the lathe, and you got your stew goin’.
Ninja edit. I forgot a step. You need a horse plus the the literal-horsepower to electricity gizmo to connect to the lathe otherwise - how are you gonna get it to spin?
GRUESOME 2028
