Brian Thompson loved pressure cookers, that’s why there are so many placed around his memorial vigil 💕
Inb4 we unironically see these porks march in the streets with “rich lives matter” signs.
This would actually make for a really funny movie. Someone get Boots Riley
They don’t have to march, they just call up their Congress lackeys
Fair enough, but when was the last time you’ve seen a bourgeois pass up the opportunity to go “no no, I’M the REAL victim!”
There was a memorial
That balloon that said “CEO DOWN!”
It would require that each billionaire sees themself in Brian Thompson, when in reality, they see in each other only another obstacle to their own accumulation
I agree that they should make a memorial wall for Brian Thomson, New york has been due a new gender neutral public bathroom for a while now.
A wall can be a multi purpose installation
If I can find a way to adhere color to a urinal I know what’s getting installed and where, just not when
We should definitely hold more vigils for mass murderers. Will help folks identify other mass murderers!
Oh, fuck me. The joke has been here the whole time and I didn’t think to make it. Seriously though - this is some Onion shit.
Main stream media finally standing up for societies most oppressed group, the POC (People of Capital)
Your comment and others in this post gave me a posting idea - It’s only a matter of time.
So go erect one then loser
It would make for a fine gender neutral bathroom.
HATE this old boomer on CNN I forget his name but they run him on Saturdays I think and he has nothing but bad takes. And that’s saying something for a CNN talking head.
Wait, there’s any CNN talking heads that aren’t just outright reactionaries?
I wanna see them make that memorial wall for that pig just so I can see it get vandalized in real time
… and I believe it’s because the billionaires, being lizard people, do not have the capacity for emotion that human beings do, and thus have no compulsion to erect memorials as human beings will when they lose one of their own.
I look forward to the memorial where we all acknowledge the disappearance of my foot up this guy’s ass.
Unlimited Brian Thompsons on the ruling class
Had to jam some racism around the killing of Laken Riley in there too! Thank you very progressive news network CNN
I’ll leave some get well soon balloons there for him. One of those laughing teddy bears. We can make it happen. A copy of the Christmas book
