LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comexternal-linkmessage-square194fedilinkarrow-up1381file-textcross-posted to: anarcho_primitivism@lemmy.worldscience@beehaw.orgarchaeology@mander.xyznews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1381external-linkThe Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrongwww.scientificamerican.comLibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to science@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square194fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: anarcho_primitivism@lemmy.worldscience@beehaw.orgarchaeology@mander.xyznews@lemmy.world
minus-squareoyo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 year agoMy theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoWouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
minus-squareSquizzy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoHave you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
minus-squareEl Barto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoNo, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoSo the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoHe means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoCan confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoHow hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoStrong enough to crush coal into diamond.
minus-squareifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoGet that diamond dick brother
My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?
Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?
Obvs strongest penis grip.
So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!
Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.
Get that diamond dick brother