Get better ice cream sandwiches.

My go-to, for better or worse, is Tums washed down with cold milk.

One of the most-compelling arguments is simply how vocal Republicans have been in accusing opponents of election rigging. It’s always projection.

I didn’t sleep well due to indigestion and this did not help.

Also mine had a headphone jack before I STUPIDLY traded for a fucking Samsung. Never again.

Spoiler: They won’t. They’ll puss out. But one of them will perform angry beat poetry on Instagram in protest.

non-empire sanctioned source

Remind me what the “R” in “RT” stands for? Admittedly a pretty shitty empire, but still.

Big RT fan, are you?

Don’t put him in hell or it’s going to kill the vibe down there. Shove him in heaven with all the other insufferable dicks.

In light of this question, I now suspect you.

…y’all still shaving wet?

Chesticles

Heaving chests

Enormous boobies

Sex

Sex

I’ve heard that about prisoners.

What is this black hole, my ex-wife?

tugs collar

Sucking us into a black hole WAS the attack.

Why is there a warm smell of colitis in the air?

Context is text that served time in prison.

From the polling I can find, his father and grandfather were similarly beloved. It’s so nice to see a local, family-run organization that actually seems like family.

Just me. I’m holding out I’ll meet someone else who has it installed someday.

Damn, so close, put “us” in there and I’d be licking Uranus.