Ive had a crush on you for a while
Good start
Are you down …
hmm
to get barebacked
aaaand derailed
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
- …to get coffee?
- …for a movie night?
- …for lunch/dinner?
- …to hang out and chat at the park?
- …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?
Basically anything but that.
"Are you down…:
- … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
- … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
What about
- …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
- …to play some Goldeneye?
- …to paint my Skaven army?
Who knows? Maybe she’s down…
- …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
- …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
- …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
- …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
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I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!
Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.
It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?
Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”
You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.
Not everyone is that pathetic. Most of us actually want to interact with people and find out what they’re like before fucking them.
That only makes sense if you’re trying to have kids. Doesn’t matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they’re not the condom sabotage type. There’s nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn’t have to be that deep.
Lol not jealousy, just not so desperate I’d fuck anything that moves. I guess I can afford to have standards.
Are you the guy who wrote this green text? Go touch some grass kid…
>Wanna Get barebacked?
"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "
MFW
@_@
And a supposed adult at 21…
What went wrong is anon never grew up - he’s still 13
being an incel will do that
Being a woman hating imbicile will do that.
Incel pretty much already means that.
Cringe moment is that when I was like 16 or 17, I too, identified with being an incel - I mean, I WAS INvoluntarily CELibate. So I browsed their subreddit for a while.
I quickly realized that those were guys who were not just involuntarily celibate. They all hated women.
We already said incel
What’s the implication here? They’re an incel because they hate women or they hate women because they’re an incel?
The first one. There are a few exceptions, but overwhelmingly, incels are dudes who act like they are owed sex and call women “females” and then are surprised when none want to sleep with them
For one thing, there are plenty of female incels. For another, every male incel I’ve met does not hate women. I game online and have quite a few of them for friends. I think that conflating ‘incel’ and ‘hates women’ is morally repugnant.
The English language actually has the perfect word for what you want to say, and that’s ‘mysogynist’. Use your words correctly.
I don’t understand why a nice young man who uses “femoid” as a word can’t get a girlfriend. One of life’s little mysteries!
Could in theory be saved later by “Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it’s any excuse I was drunk when I sent it.” If feeling confident, could be followed by “The part about having a crush on you was true tho.”.
Could be saved by “Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message…”
“The keys are right next to each other”
“I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!”
The class clown kid from my high school (looked like a clown too) ended up with a smoking hot wife, seemingly way out of his league.
Around high school I can remember him asking and being rejected by just about every girl.
Only reason I can think of is he got so used to rejection that he was completely unphased to keep going and the numbers game eventually worked out for him.
Good on him and a lesson for the rest of us, lol.
“I want to bareback you so bad…”
“What do you mean anon?”
“I mean I wanna ride you around the Grand Canyon without a saddle.”
He had a chance until the 4channer in him took over in the middle.
