MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · edit-21 year agoAnon is a true romanticlemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112imageAnon is a true romanticlemmy.worldMrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · edit-21 year agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWell, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoNah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!