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MaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1年前

A Swift Resolution

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A Swift Resolution

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MaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1年前
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    So that was a fucking lie too.

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m choosing to believe it for the possibility of the something funny happening in the next 6 months.🤞

      • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        holding out hope for a year of four presidents.

        • DickFuckarelli [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          sit-back-and-enjoy

        • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          inshallah-script

      • Juiceyb [any]@hexbear.net
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        the-doohickey would be funny to show up by a hillgasm supprter.

      • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        one or more candidates killed in an unrelated mass shooting because wring place wrong time. shootout between usss agents and local “good guy with a gun” types who jerked off about being that guy at that mall.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Gotta love having state of the art antivirals and drugs that 99% of your population can’t afford or have access to.

    Land of the freeeeeee

    • TheModerateTankie [any]@hexbear.net
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      It merely requires 24/7 care for a week and thousands of dollars in drugs to ensure that you don’t die or becoming disabled… because It’s mild and the pandemic is over.

  • QueerCommie [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    He’s back in a good mood and un-dropping out.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Here’s to a quick resolutionrip-bozo

  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    the photo looks like he is currently pooping in his diaper

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    In fact I don’t think he’ll ever be sick again! burgerpain

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    He’s gonna do that one scene in wolf of wall street

  • curmudgeonthefrog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Guess they turned off the heart attack gun

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      It was obviously misdiagnosed Havana Syndrome.

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah when I got covid all i had to do was not run for president and it cleared up

  • HumongousChungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    except the accelerated cognitive decline but that’s happening to everybody so it’s ok :)

  • coolusername@lemmy.ml
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    takes five weeks until long covid symptoms show up

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s almost completely resolved, cuz he’s figured dead until proven (barely) alive, when da Covid leaves…

  • Antiwork [none/use name, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    doubt

  • rayne [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    AI Biden is immune to COVID.

    Flesh and blood Biden is likely on ice, waiting for the most politically beneficial time to have a national funeral.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    As the corener examinde him, He’s mostly nearly sincerely dead.

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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