Can’t cum - clown will eat me.

yeah i go on hexbear for the sophisticated political discourse

She dell on my arte til I commedia

im actually scared of clowns, i have hit a clown hard with a bo staff for scaring me on Halloween.

The clown hasnt texted me back

Now I’m imagining like a whole sexual circus act, like she eats your ass and pulls a ten foot long string of handkerchiefs out of it, or she’s like “watch out I’m a squirter” and then blasts you in the face with an old timey bottle of seltzer

I mean i assume the makeup comes off at some point

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I’m more of an average mime enjoyer.

Yes

Yeah I’d fuck a liberal

Only in the outfit. I want to honk his nose when he cums.

Yeah. Several years back, I practiced salsa with a lady that did some clowning on the side and some streams got crossed. So like my usual hipster self, I was early on these sorts of trends.

id fuck your grandma if she wanted it.