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1. Big delicious sandwiches.
2. I can’t believe I fit the whole thing inside me
3. Get in line, I only have two hands

The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

I fused with your mom last night.

Go fuck yourself. Now. Fucking cunt cheese nanny state wastes of fucking skin.

Kindly find a porto potty, eat everything inside of it, and die in fucking agony. Please.

I dunno. Eating human shit?

You mean like an Atlatl?

I can’t read my own handwriting. Some kind of fine motor disorder. I hate paper so fucking much.

There’s actual science on this that says women will get turned on by pretty much anything as long as they feel safe.

So like. The barest amount of cognizance of the objective danger women face, like, constantly, and a respectful effort to show by example that you’re not part of it (which doesn’t mean saying it, like: first off I swear I’m not going to rape you isn’t going to make anyone swoon) and you’re in.

I wish more people understood that the enemy way to make people think you’re a good person is to just be a good fucking person.

So. Counterpoint to this, in that I think those guys should just keep doing what they’re doing.

The bar is so low all I need to do is show up on a date and not say anything racist and I’m in.

In fact: y’all should go even harder with the douchebaggery.

I’m glad he didn’t get eaten by sharks but it would have been really funny if he got eaten by sharks. It’s a conundrum.

When encountering the unknown, no matter how rational a person is, there is a primal set of three questions written somewhere deep into our genetic code that compels us to ask: can I eat it? Can I fuck it? Can I kill it?

Orangutans haven’t been to space tho. I mean. On their own. Probably.

Worst case Ontario we can get two birds stoned at once.

Better yet if only the word cum is

Horses are creepy

Stupid fucking whorediot foes stupid fucking whorediot stuff, more news at 7.

I worked at a McDonald’s that had a play place back in the day.

Almost every day some kid would shit, piss, or puke in it.

The movie is so fucking dumb. I absolutely love the avatar movies in 3d at the theatre but there’s zero reason to ever watch it at home. The movie really exists as a way to hold together wildly ambitious visual art

So. You’ll hear no argument from me on how banal the thing is. The setting, the plot, the characters. None of it does anything particularly engaging.

But holy fucking shit this movie and the one before it were breathtaking visual spectacles that I’ve not seen before or since.