I’ve had friends come up to me, offer me a handful of baked snack crackers, and ask if I’ve accepted cheez-its into my life.

Impressive indeed to find yourself in a pickle and not get tagged out!

And yeah it’s weird that the starting pitcher for the losing team got a top performer slot when he didn’t even finish 5 innings.

I’m looking at the box score, and he went 2 for 3 plus a walk, an RBI, scored, and was part of a double play. All in all a pretty good day.

Was there something he did spectacularly well that wasn’t captured in the box score?

Anyone who fails to return their shopping cart to the cart corral will be subject to their choice of:

• $500 fine (or equivalent in local currency)
• a week in jail
• 100 hours community service
• 24 hours in a pillory

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

There are three kinds of falsehoods: lies; damned lies; and statistics poorly conceived maps.

The only way to win this shit is to not play

There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.

Ya know, I remember watching Breaking Bad and thinking it was odd that the international contact was in Czech Republic.

How did you find the job?

Do they pay you pretty well?

Maybe not, and I doubt he’d be able to figure out an Amazon locker all on his own

Or Amazon, DoorDash, or PornHub

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry

Hell of a lot faster than going through the courthouse for a name change. Probably cheaper and more effective too.

You could even go down to Tucson Arizonia and check there, and maybe even run into Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender.

Lol. Your post title reminds me of a video that made the rounds on r/cfb a few years back, of the texas a&m late night pep rally before playing appalachian state in football. The line that got the biggest chuckle from the assembled crowd was someone saying “appalachian state? I’ve never heard of a state called appalachian!”

Midmid is basically the old Big 8 conference, which made a lot more sense than the bastardized hellscape we have now

Oh shit.

I hope the person pulls through, but even if they survive they may have medical problems the rest of their lives.

Reminds me of something similar that happened at the Rangers stadium back in 2011 or 2012. A fan tipped over the railing in left field, landed painfully, and died within an hour or two. :-(

Skenes is an excellent pitcher. He has a long way to go, to catch up to guys like Kershaw of course. I hope Pirates fans enjoy him while it lasts, because their ownership won’t want to spend what it will take to keep him in free agency.