“Combigent?” Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Microsoft.

Capitalybara

Red read fasta? Ork now write red!

Ist das noch Stock oder schon Stamm, das ist hier die Frage.

Let’s roleplay! I’ll be Buddy Holly and you’ll be Mary Tyler Moore!

Steeled Hams

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Happy Gregster!

Good news, this is actually 05+

HÄNGEBAUCHSCHWEIN HAT DREI H

Pretty good.

Get out!

His attempt to take over German football didn’t go well, though.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!

I can’t look at you!

Correct, they’ll get drafted into Donald’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War. Completely different! /s

Parmesan? Gene Parmesan?

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Completely wrong! It was the DDR the whole time!