Even the cereal?

The UI goes in circles. I wish we stopped changing things when they aren’t broken.

I guess if it was a daily unlimited good pizza party instead of a small raise given as long as I had the job; then maybe it would be a better deal.

If I’m either getting an extra $100 a month or $20 of pizza every day… I think pizza wins.

What are the chances we get daily free pizza?

If it’s not daily: I’d take the money. If daily: I’d have to think about it.

If you read this far and it’s not clear: I’m joking.

For something end-user facing: I could understand this argument.

In this case they were more or less just calling a C function that had an unsigned long long as the parameter they were setting negative.

The whole ‘bug’ was that the other side of the function call was seeing a positive number no matter what.

The real situation was a bit more complicated, but that’s the gist.

I once had a QA engineer file a bug saying they couldn’t do negative testing since negative numbers were converted to positive.

The function took an unsigned integer. Took a lot of explaining to get them to understand that negative testing isn’t necessarily negative numbers.

Dead internet theory… except it’s basically dead world theory.

If ya want to not be plugged into the internet, or use new external media, ya can probably run it safely forever.

Bad eh security advice: use an alternative ssh port. Lots of actors try port 22 and other common alternatives. Much fewer will do a full port scan looking for an ssh server then try brute forcing.

Lucky for me, my mom doesn’t know what the windows key is.

I try to use peeps or folks to be safe.

Uh

Also money. If it was all free to get the paper online, who would pay to get it in person?

Jub jub

For some reason a collective of cats sounds like some sort of organized crime group that wears suits.

My cat doesn’t wear a suit, though probably partakes in organized crime. 🤔

What’s the start button? Every time I say click: they don’t know if it’s left or right.

What’s the point of having a Honda if you can’t show it off?

We need someone to fill in that side.

I’m Homer Simpson

Bottom left made me miss Kmart

Mean USPS ripping off this small town studio.