cm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareThe nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.plus-squarecm0002@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square5fedilink
Birch@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoThe best way to get rid of the UK porn ban is to get one of the big sites classiefied as porn, such as YouTube or Facebook, which would actually be justified.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up152
arrow-up152message-squareThe best way to get rid of the UK porn ban is to get one of the big sites classiefied as porn, such as YouTube or Facebook, which would actually be justified.plus-squareBirch@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Muad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 days agoIsrael has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-squareIsrael has committed such vast sins in the name of the Jewish people that they might all have to convert to Christianity and sacrifice Jesus in order to cleanse itplus-squareMuad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Genius@lemmy.zipEnglish · 18 days agoEveryone lives at home, that's what home means!message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareEveryone lives at home, that's what home means!Genius@lemmy.zipEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Lilyunad@lemmings.world · 22 days agoWith modern technology, you technically don't need to know anything to be a basic math teacherplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareWith modern technology, you technically don't need to know anything to be a basic math teacherplus-squareLilyunad@lemmings.world · 22 days agomessage-square5fedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 27 days agoNobody will ever know what dinosaurs taste likemessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up119
arrow-up119message-squareNobody will ever know what dinosaurs taste likeFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 27 days agomessage-square17fedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 28 days agoThere is no law that specifically says I can't pour soda down the escalatormessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-squareThere is no law that specifically says I can't pour soda down the escalatorFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 28 days agomessage-square8fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 29 days agoHumans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up125
arrow-up125message-squareHumans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 29 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 month agoWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up143
arrow-up143message-squareWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.plus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish · 1 month agoRPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each othermessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up183
arrow-up183message-squareRPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each otherMatch!!@pawb.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square8fedilink
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 month agoPokemon was a psyop to generate future bio-chem engineersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-squarePokemon was a psyop to generate future bio-chem engineersplus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square0fedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agoI bet Ron DeSantis is frustrated that he didn’t get a job within the T admin; that feels niceplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up113
arrow-up113message-squareI bet Ron DeSantis is frustrated that he didn’t get a job within the T admin; that feels niceplus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square1fedilink
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago"With all due respect" is a double-insult.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up142
arrow-up142message-square"With all due respect" is a double-insult.plus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square19fedilink
cm0002@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSaying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up124
arrow-up124message-squareSaying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string.plus-squarecm0002@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · edit-22 months agoWe've lost the knowing of art being only made with intentionplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112message-squareWe've lost the knowing of art being only made with intentionplus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.works · edit-22 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoJapan is called the land of the rising sun, but New Zealand is further East than Japanmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareJapan is called the land of the rising sun, but New Zealand is further East than JapanCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square9fedilink
Luffy@lemmy.ml · 2 months agoHaving long hair is really annoyingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up126
arrow-up126message-squareHaving long hair is really annoyingplus-squareLuffy@lemmy.ml · 2 months agomessage-square19fedilink
HobbitFoot @thelemmy.clubEnglish · 2 months agoI'm good at a large part of my job because I played boardgames a lot.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up134
arrow-up134message-squareI'm good at a large part of my job because I played boardgames a lot.plus-squareHobbitFoot @thelemmy.clubEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square8fedilink
cm0002@lemmy.world · 3 months ago"I'll just use my laptop charger to charge my Xbox controller" would have been a baffling sentence in 2005message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up167
arrow-up167message-square"I'll just use my laptop charger to charge my Xbox controller" would have been a baffling sentence in 2005cm0002@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square14fedilink
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoSaying comes to or comes to mean different things, and they're pronounced slightly different.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareSaying comes to or comes to mean different things, and they're pronounced slightly different.plus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
