

I got the opposite problem. I’m tall and fairly well built, so I have plenty of luck on the apps. But since I moved states, I can’t be fucked to find a friend. Literally just tried to arrange a “play date” and got cancelled on the moment I was about to knock on their door.
Maybe I’m just not likeable?
“Bless your little heart sir. I know it’s not easy choosing the “boy toy” when one isn’t pink. But I need to reach deep down into those man genes and deduce which one is the boy toy. If you choose poorly then you and your kids are super gay now. Dems da rules sir!.”